Alert! Alert! Attention everyone! Listen! This gas station has FULL-SERVICE available. Do you know what that means? That means when you come to this gas station, you essentially teleport back to 1950's America, without all the racism and bad haircuts! They pump your gas, clean your windows, and take care of you in every single possible way! I've been driving for over seven years now, and I've never experienced this before. I couldn't even process what was happening. The two gentlemen who rushed to my service were like angels from heaven. So kind, so sweet, so resourceful, so quick! The only problem was that I didn't know if I should tip them or not. I hope they didn't think I was a jerk. Anyway. Get your ass down here today!